LINK: Mugger Rejects Flip Phone

A Central Park mugger was so disappointed by his victim’s cheap flip phone that he actually refused to take it.

“Once he saw my phone, he looked at it like, ‘What the f–k is this?’ and gave it back to me,” recalled Kevin Cook, 25, of Brooklyn.

So, two things here:

1. Having a cheap flip phone might be a sure-fire way to make sure you come out of a mugging with a way to communicate with the authorities, and

2. Seriously Kevin, it might be time for a phone upgrade.